Bush's Plans for Memorial Day

Karl Rove has apparently planned an event for President Bush once the National Guard is deployed along our borders. The desperate attempt to turn around Bush's falling numbers is being planned for Memorial Day. Here's the latest from the blog, The Annals of Frat Boy Bush:

President George W. Bush is about to launch another of his famous public relations campaigns. On Memorial Day, President Bush will begin the new campaign in the Arizona desert near the border with Mexico. The preliminary name for the campaign is believed to be: The Russians are coming, the Russians are coming. Although reminiscent of successful campaigns in the 1950s, it is assumed the name for the campaign will be revised by Memorial Day. The highlight of the stunt, er, photo op, er, important appearance will be the TV cameras watching a group of circling turkey vultures; as the cameras zoom in, one of those vultures will break away and the National Guard troops will be forced, er, will spontanenously applaud as they discover the vulture is President Bush descending in a hang glider trimmed in red, white and blue. No doubt, the event will inspire Americans everywhere to start thinking about impeachment.

I would gladly provide a link to the blog, The Annals of Frat Boy Bush, but they have chosen to remain anonymous and fictitious.